About Us

Pornaments was founded by a few renegade elves who had a falling out with Santa. We wanted to go all in on e-commerce, he wanted to stick with brick-and-mortar. Well it turns out he’s tired of reading all those kid’s letters and now he wants our help.

We’re excited to introduce the world to the real Santa Claus, not the watered down version of him you see plastered all over big box retailers during the Christmas season. Santa Claus is a real person, with flaws, wants, needs, and sexual desires. Same goes for his merry band of misfits. It’s time to get to know them on a more personal level.

What happens in the North Pole, stays in the North Pole.

The Elves