About Us

Pornaments was founded by a few renegade elves who had a falling out with Santa. He's not exactly the "holly jolly" fat man everyone has come to love. Ol' Saint Nick has a dark side.

We’re excited to introduce the world to the real Santa Claus, not the watered down version of him you see plastered all over big box retailers during the Christmas season. Santa Claus is a real person, with flaws, wants, needs, and sexual desires. Same goes for his merry band of misfits. It’s time to get to know them on a more personal level.

What happens in the North Pole, stays in the North Pole.

The Elves