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Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas for Women

What has six abs, two arms, and is totally hung? That’s right, Pornaments. Check out all of our sexy Christmas gift ideas for women, featured below.

Rescue Me Ornament | Funny Christmas Gift Ideas

Rescue Me

$14.99

Ready Teddy

Ready Teddy

$19.99

Lip Locked

Lip Locked

$19.99

Rope N Ride Ornament | Funny Christmas Gift Ideas

Rope N Ride

$14.99

Chim Chim Charlie Ornament | Funny Christmas Gift Ideas

Chim Chim Charlie

$19.99

Snow Bumpin

Snow Bumpin

$19.99

Holiday Ride Ornament | Funny Christmas Gifts For Adults

Holiday Ride

$19.99

Jolly Job Ornament | Funny Christmas Gift Ideas

Jolly Job

$19.99

Holiday Rush

Holiday Rush

$19.99

Ready To Mingle Kringle

Ready To Mingle Kringle

$19.99

Nightime Nick

Nightime Nick

$19.99

Submissive Santa

Submissive Santa

$19.99

Deck The Balls

Deck The Balls

$19.99

Christmas Dickle

Christmas Dickle

$19.99

Rocket Reindeer

Rocket Reindeer

$19.99

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